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Post  [Anon] on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:50 pm

affraid affraid .CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY HOUSE !!!. affraid affraid
.HEHE.
Smile Smile .HOPE YOU LIKED THE PICTURES... Smile Smile


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Post  [Anon] on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:53 pm

.NOTE.
.THE PICTURES AREN'T JOKES...
lol! .BUT THEY SURE ARE FUNNY... lol!
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Post  [Anon] on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:55 pm

.HERE'S ONE MORE.
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Post  [Anon] on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:59 pm


.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!.
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Post  [Anon] on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:01 pm

lol! .HEHEHE.EPIC Wii FAIL... lol!
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Post  malinao_kenneth on Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:36 pm

hahahahahaha! ang kulet ba.. ncra ung tv.. hahaha. Very Happy
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Post  pelayo_amadeus on Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:54 pm

kakatwa nga! Laughing

note lang po, bwal po mag double post, triple,quadruple... edit nyo nlng po ung mga posts nyo kung may ilalagay pa kayo... tnx.. Very Happy
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Post  Lolos_JohnMelvin on Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:30 pm

Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?

A: It wooden start.

Yan ang LOL.

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Post  remigio_raphael on Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:41 pm

dapat_anton_00 wrote:lol! .HEHEHE.EPIC Wii FAIL... lol!

haha..ntwa ako sa reaction nung lalake
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Post  vasquez_camille sigrid on Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:57 pm

shre ..


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nanay: anak, kamusta ang first day of school?
anak: first day? ibig sabihin, babalik pa ako bukas?

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minsan nakakalungkot isipin na may mga taong tlagang nang-iiwan sa ere.. --- saranggola

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ang gusto ko lang naman ay mapalapit sayo.. pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo ... --- ipis

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rich girl : father, namatay po ang aso ko. gusto ko po sanang bigyan siya ng pamisa.
pari : iha, hindi pwedeng alayan ng misa ang aso mo lamang. marami pa akong dapat gawin.
rich girl : ganun po ba? sayang..
pari (namukhaan yung girl) : aba iha! ikaw ba yung magdodonate ng 15000?
rich girl : ako nga po.
pari : itutuloy natin ang pamisa sa alaga mo. di mo kasi agad sinabing relihiyoso ang aso mo.

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"Noodle! Noodle!!..."





















--- Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal

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CONFESSION

lalaki: father, nagnakaw po ako ng limang manok kahapon.
pari : o sige, magdasal ka ng limang Ama Namin.
lalaki : walo na ho yung dadasalin ko. babalikan ko pa po mamaya yung naiwang tatlo.

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korni no ?? lol! lol! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  Quilatan_VictoriaLouise on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:46 pm

eto... intindihin niyong mabuti.... math to ah
if: not study= fail ; study= not fail (tama naman dba?)
then:
study + not study= fail + not fail (tama naman dba?)

if you factor it out:
study(not + 1)= fail(not + 1) (ohh tama parin dba?)

divide both sides with (not + 1) and you will get....
study=fail (ayan, wag ipagmimix ang english tsaka math)
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Post  sevilla_antonio on Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:17 pm

Quilatan_VictoriaLouise wrote:eto... intindihin niyong mabuti.... math to ah
if: not study= fail ; study= not fail (tama naman dba?)
then:
study + not study= fail + not fail (tama naman dba?)

if you factor it out:
study(not + 1)= fail(not + 1) (ohh tama parin dba?)

divide both sides with (not + 1) and you will get....
study=fail (ayan, wag ipagmimix ang english tsaka math)

Haha!!! TRUE!!!
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Post  dones_ronchellekate on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:03 am

wenks.. nakakatawa lang oh.. haha
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Post  quintero_ramonpaolo on Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:45 pm

Quilatan_VictoriaLouise wrote:eto... intindihin niyong mabuti.... math to ah
if: not study= fail ; study= not fail (tama naman dba?)
then:
study + not study= fail + not fail (tama naman dba?)

if you factor it out:
study(not + 1)= fail(not + 1) (ohh tama parin dba?)

divide both sides with (not + 1) and you will get....
study=fail (ayan, wag ipagmimix ang english tsaka math)


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  ocampo_kamille on Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:42 pm

B+ wrote:anong kotse ang maarte??

edi HonDUH..

e ung mas maarte?

edi MazDUH..

nyok.nyok.nyok.

mwahahaha Laughing
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Post  Quilatan_VictoriaLouise on Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:11 am

*naubusan ng toothpick sa bahay*
amo: baket naubos agad yung toothpick natin? kaka bili ko pa lang nun ah!
katulong:ewan, basta di ako umubos nun. Sinosoli ko naman yun pagkagamit eh.

Si Erap pumunta sa London. Nakasalubong nya yung Prime Minister dun sa
London Bridge.....
Sabi nung Prime Minister, "Is the San Juanico Bridge really the longest bridge in the
Philippines?" Agad sumagot si Erap ng "Yes." Tapos napaisip cya....
Sabi nya, "Is London Bridge falling down?"

lol! lol! lol!
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Post  pelayo_amadeus on Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:26 pm

hahaha. nice jokes victoria. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  Quilatan_VictoriaLouise on Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:44 am

Sa mundong ito, mayroon lang pangit at mas pangit...
kaya naman pala sinasabi nila na may sarili akong mundo...
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Post  agotmarygrace on Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:36 pm

ito share ko lang...may nabasa rin akong jokes tungkol kay erap...hehe

FAVORITE COLOR
Erap is in Singapore and while on the way to his car, reporters ask him.
Reporter: Mr. President, what is your favorite color?
Erap: My favorite color is fuschia.
Reporter: Fuschia.....how do you spell it, Sir?
And Erap's thinking...
Erap: "No, no. Change my favorite color to red."

WHAT TIME IS IT IN CALIFORNIA?
Erap wants to know the time difference between California and Manila...
Erap: Hello! What's the time difference between Manila and California?
Operator: Just a minute, sir
Erap: Thank you.

'yon lang...hehe

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Post  ocampo_kamille on Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:53 pm

Quilatan_VictoriaLouise wrote:Sa mundong ito, mayroon lang pangit at mas pangit...
kaya naman pala sinasabi nila na may sarili akong mundo...

hahaha Smile
ROCK ON! Razz
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Post  Quilatan_VictoriaLouise on Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:51 pm

eto medyo nakalimutan ko na ah...
Si FVR, GMA at ERAP ay nasa kulungan. Ngayon, gumawa sila ng plano upang tumakas. pag labas nila, merong malwak na lugar na sinusurvey ng mga gwardya. Pag nakarating sila sa kabilang dulo ng field na un, tiyak na makakalaya na cla. Ngayun, nagdecide cla na isa isa muna clang tatakas paalis ng field. "ladies first" kaya nauna si GMA. Ang ginawa nya, tumakbo sya kaagad kaso may humabol sa kanya na dalawang gwardya. nagtago cya sa isang sako sa likod ng puno. Pag dating ng mga gwardya, nakita nila ung sako, kumuha un isa ng stick tapos dinutdot nila ung sako. Nagsabi naman c GMA ng "meow, meow" at inakala nung mga gwardya na pusa lng un. Pagkaalis ng gwardya agad lumabas ng sako si GMA at tumakbo na paalis hanggang makatakas. Manghang mangha cna FVR at ERAP d2. sumunod nang tumakas si FVR at ginaya nya ang bawat hakbang ni GMA ngunit nag "aw, aw" cya sa mga gwardya imbis na "meow, meow" at inakala nla na aso lng un. Matapos makatakas ni FVR, sumunod na si ERAP. Sinunod nya din ang ginawa ni FVR at GMA. Pagdating ng mga gwardya sa may sako...
G1: ano naman kaya ang nasa loob ng sakong 'to? dati pusa tapos aso. Hmmmm..
G2: tara tignan nten...
kumuha sya ng stick at dinutdot ang sako..
"PATATAS, PATATAS!!!"
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Post  ocampo_kamille on Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:21 pm

hahaha Razz
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Post  quintero_ramonpaolo on Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:24 am

HAHAHAHAHAH! NICE!!!
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