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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
o cge..
gndahan mo na ang joke ha..
peace!!
gndahan mo na ang joke ha..
peace!!
vasallaje_czarina- Posts : 1145
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
...wag kayong ganyan kay ate icca, cute nga nung joke nya eh...
...hindi ko nga lang din agad nagets, haha...
...peace tayo ate icca, hehe...
...hindi ko nga lang din agad nagets, haha...
...peace tayo ate icca, hehe...
alzona_jasmine- Posts : 399
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
sabi na eh..
d ko lng tlga xa nagets nung una..
d ko lng tlga xa nagets nung una..
vasallaje_czarina- Posts : 1145
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HAHA! kaloka ka Jaz.
uhm.. thanks?
sbe ko char, ikaw ang mag-joke.
eto naman tlga..
uhm.. thanks?
sbe ko char, ikaw ang mag-joke.
eto naman tlga..
aliman_jessica- Posts : 113
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Joke Joke Joke!
i love u..
ikaw? anung favorite letter mo?
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Ano ang pinagkaiba ng bahay sa motel?
Ang bahay tahanan!
Ang motel tirahan!
haha! gets nyo? hahanap pako..
ikaw? anung favorite letter mo?
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Ano ang pinagkaiba ng bahay sa motel?
Ang bahay tahanan!
Ang motel tirahan!
haha! gets nyo? hahanap pako..
Last edited by doroteo_jeruz on Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:32 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : typo)
doroteo_jeruz- Posts : 7
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
doroteo_jeruz wrote:i love u..
ikaw? anung favorite letter mo?
natawa ko dito ha.
aliman_jessica- Posts : 113
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aliman_jessica wrote:HAHA! kaloka ka Jaz.
uhm.. thanks?
sbe ko char, ikaw ang mag-joke.
eto naman tlga..
ai ako ba?!..
ahaha.. wla aqng joke..
vasallaje_czarina- Posts : 1145
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..
nakakaaliw magbasa ng jokes! Shineshare ko din sa aking parents.. HAHA.. Wala lang! Kakawala ng stress!
Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
Etong Joke na to eh, gawa-gawa ko lang. Masyado akong seryoso sa paggawa ng Poems. Haha...
A Guy is inside the Cryo-Tube for 50 years. He now wakes up from unconsciousness, and asks the nearby doctor.
Doctor: Oh, you're awake. How do you feel?
Guy: I Feel fine, and... What happened to my Wife?
Doctor: Oh, your wife's divorced with you. She really miss you, but she can't hold it for long. She got remarried to another man.
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: I know it's sad, but there's something worse than that.
Guy: What would that be?
Doctor: In 50 years, you still have AIDS.
Guy: WHAT?! For 50 years of my life, i spent my time in the cryo-tube, and i still got AIDS?! That's VERY Crazy!
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Paano mo malalaman na peke ang Lacoste mo?
Singkit yung mata!
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A Guy is inside the Cryo-Tube for 50 years. He now wakes up from unconsciousness, and asks the nearby doctor.
Doctor: Oh, you're awake. How do you feel?
Guy: I Feel fine, and... What happened to my Wife?
Doctor: Oh, your wife's divorced with you. She really miss you, but she can't hold it for long. She got remarried to another man.
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: I know it's sad, but there's something worse than that.
Guy: What would that be?
Doctor: In 50 years, you still have AIDS.
Guy: WHAT?! For 50 years of my life, i spent my time in the cryo-tube, and i still got AIDS?! That's VERY Crazy!
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Paano mo malalaman na peke ang Lacoste mo?
Singkit yung mata!
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
waa
di ko gets...
pareho...
di ko gets...
pareho...
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
siya ngapla,
ang ganda ng avatar mo, melvin
haha
ang ganda ng avatar mo, melvin
haha
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Quilatan_VictoriaLouise wrote:siya ngapla,
ang ganda ng avatar mo, melvin
haha
Pwede na rin ung... Gas mask?
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
kaw ba yan?
hehe
hehe
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Lolos_JohnMelvin wrote:
Paano mo malalaman na peke ang Lacoste mo?
Singkit yung mata!
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nice!!! hahahaha
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
aaaa ngayon ko lang nagets
inexplain kac ni kuya
inexplain kac ni kuya
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jokes pa.. hhehe.. natutuwa aqng magbsa eh
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more!!
DEAR ANAK
Anak ipinadala ko na yun pera na 50,000 para pang gastos mo. ibenta na namin ng tatay mo yun 4 na kalabaw natin pra sa KURSO mong COUNTER STRIKE,RAGNAROK at DOTA anak galingan mo dyan ah!!! mahirap ba yun kurso na yun ang gastos naman. Wala na din pala tayong mga baboy na ibenta na 30,000 kasi sa sinabi mong project na N95.gastos naman ng project mo anak. kasama na din diyan yung 7,000 sa fild trip niyo sa MALL of ASIA malayo ba yun? yung pinag pupuyatan nyong SAN MIG LIGHT ok na ba sya? umilaw na ba? isasanla na din namin ng tatay mo yun palayan natin para sa aparatong I.POD na 2 gig. Ano ba yun? isasanla na din namin ng tatay mo yung bahay natin para sa sinasabi mong 2 door honda yun ba yun kariton na 2 pinto?
Anak plz mag graduate ka na hirap na hirap na kmi ng tatay mo nakikitira kami sa tita mo d2 s kamalig nila sabi ko babayaran ko mga utang ko sa mga kapit bahay pag uwi mo dito.
Nagmamahal ang iyong NANAY
Anak ipinadala ko na yun pera na 50,000 para pang gastos mo. ibenta na namin ng tatay mo yun 4 na kalabaw natin pra sa KURSO mong COUNTER STRIKE,RAGNAROK at DOTA anak galingan mo dyan ah!!! mahirap ba yun kurso na yun ang gastos naman. Wala na din pala tayong mga baboy na ibenta na 30,000 kasi sa sinabi mong project na N95.gastos naman ng project mo anak. kasama na din diyan yung 7,000 sa fild trip niyo sa MALL of ASIA malayo ba yun? yung pinag pupuyatan nyong SAN MIG LIGHT ok na ba sya? umilaw na ba? isasanla na din namin ng tatay mo yun palayan natin para sa aparatong I.POD na 2 gig. Ano ba yun? isasanla na din namin ng tatay mo yung bahay natin para sa sinasabi mong 2 door honda yun ba yun kariton na 2 pinto?
Anak plz mag graduate ka na hirap na hirap na kmi ng tatay mo nakikitira kami sa tita mo d2 s kamalig nila sabi ko babayaran ko mga utang ko sa mga kapit bahay pag uwi mo dito.
Nagmamahal ang iyong NANAY
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
hahaha! nautot ako dto, jowk! =p
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Re: JOKE. JOKE. JOKE!
Ang ina...
-sabi ng ngongong bad trip..
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"Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo kinalimutan mo na ako. Naaliw ka lang ng konti di mo na ako binalikan. Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm at restuarant kala mo kung sino kana!"
-Friendster
uyy, tampo sya!
bitter sya kay Facebook!
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Boy1: Pare, yung misis ko paborito niya yung Lord of the rings; The two towers ayun, twins ang anak namin.
Boy2: Yung akin naman, The 3 musketeers, Triplets anak namin.
Biglang nanghinayang si Boy3.
Boy1: Bakit, pare, Ano ba paborito ng misis mo?
Boy3: 300.. XD
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girl:tingin mo b 10 yirs from now mgkaibigan pa rn tau?
boy:hmm? 10 years? mlay mo...
magkaapelido na tau.ü
haha! yan ang banat
hanap pako..
-sabi ng ngongong bad trip..
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"Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo kinalimutan mo na ako. Naaliw ka lang ng konti di mo na ako binalikan. Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm at restuarant kala mo kung sino kana!"
-Friendster
uyy, tampo sya!
bitter sya kay Facebook!
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Boy1: Pare, yung misis ko paborito niya yung Lord of the rings; The two towers ayun, twins ang anak namin.
Boy2: Yung akin naman, The 3 musketeers, Triplets anak namin.
Biglang nanghinayang si Boy3.
Boy1: Bakit, pare, Ano ba paborito ng misis mo?
Boy3: 300.. XD
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girl:tingin mo b 10 yirs from now mgkaibigan pa rn tau?
boy:hmm? 10 years? mlay mo...
magkaapelido na tau.ü
haha! yan ang banat
hanap pako..
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eto pa lng gets ko na eh..doroteo_jeruz wrote:"Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo kinalimutan mo na ako. Naaliw ka lang ng konti di mo na ako binalikan. Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm at restuarant kala mo kung sino kana!
FB kagad naisip ko.. xP
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doroteo_jeruz wrote:
girl:tingin mo b 10 yirs from now mgkaibigan pa rn tau?
boy:hmm? 10 years? mlay mo...
magkaapelido na tau.ü
haha! yan ang banat
hanap pako..
ganda ha... hahaha..
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"ang ganda ng bigas!"
--si aling dionisia nsa Las Vegas.
--si aling dionisia nsa Las Vegas.
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natwa ako sa 300, ansipag nmn! hahaha!
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AHENTE: sir, ung bagong supermarket na dineliveran ntin nagsara na!!!
BOSS: anu?!! P1Milyon binagsak ntin dun ah!!! Bakit daw nag sara??
AHENTE: Gabi na raw.
..ang corny no.. hahahhaa
BOSS: anu?!! P1Milyon binagsak ntin dun ah!!! Bakit daw nag sara??
AHENTE: Gabi na raw.
..ang corny no.. hahahhaa
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