Dugtungan!!!

One sunny morning, there's a guy who sat beside a beautiful gal that was busy styling her hair.
The guy said, "You look pretty." The lady said, "You're pretty too." Then, they had a beauty contest
The guy became the star of the night! Then suddenly the gal tripped over the stone path. The guy laughed loudly and the girl joined in laughing. And soon the crowed joined in and they laughed. Then they had a date. And the gal said, "Can I have something to say?". Then somebody interrupted and he said,
"Can I have an autograph? So you will have something that is cute and fantastic to satisfy
your most wicked wish of your life!!!". Then his uncontrollable urge to eat ice cream and then they
ate ice cream and the guy embraced the girl then they both farted so loudly. Then a dog smelled the stench. The poor dog suddenly fainted because of that horrible scent that the two lovers released when they were eating ice cream. Then the dog jumped and got out of the window and run away from them when the two ran after the cat beside the wall in one of the museum. But the two still ran after the poor cat who was still chased by the two and the very poor dog was very tired and so it rested on a shade
under the tree beside the bench and the dog jump over when the cat barked at the very exhausted dog so the dog became psychotic with the couple and decided to attack the two animals but the cat ran away from the dog while the couple threw in the table a pair of sneakers and scissors and the couple
threw it on the house of the museum's caretaker. But the caretaker got some protection from the K9 and the wall got dirty because of the bloodstains that came from the couple and the poor dog is very tired when the cat was tired too but then they rested and then got up from their rest after the caretaker
spotted them in the bathroom of the caretaker's house in the middle of the country where the two pets met and they finally decided to go back to where they truly belong after realizing that they have been there since their birth so..

quintero_ramonpaolo wrote:a vow of...